Too much technology is bad for your mind and soul, it's scientific fact now. Read this:

Yup, it’s official. My brain is broken, my mind is a mess. Thank you confuser, I mean computer: you have probably caused just as many problems as you have solved in my life. Thank you for the good times, and bad. Please just throw me in a forest before I become as crazy as the guy in this story. I love life. The real one.

In truth and amazement,

Mindbender